My kind of guy

First of all, let’s talk about Terrence J’s face in this picture. LOL. Okay, let’s not. But Terrance J in the movie? I’d holla. Not for his mama’s boy character in the film but for his bod-ay! I see you boo!

I took a year off from dating (things girls say when no one is seriously trying to holler) and I think I’m sure about what kind of guy I would like to date.

1. The masseuse – I have a mild case of scoliosis and I have constant back pain. That is not a line, it is truth. It would be nice if the Mr. knew how to rub it out every once in a while. Save me on a chiropractic visit.

2. The crooner – God knew best when He didn’t give me a voice like Beyonce. So I’ll settle for a man with a little bit of vibrato. Karaoke duets. What?!

3. The mechanic – You may think it’s funny but I’ll be laughing at you when those guys charge you a ridiculous price for new brakes.

4. The plumber – I mean, for various reasons, and not just toilets!!!

5. The graphic designer – I will REJOICE the day I date a graphic designer so that I too can finally say, “oh, my boyfriend designed my blog”. Take THAT you fashion bloggers! LOL.

If you could strategically pick out a guy to date, what would he be like? What would his occupation be? Does it even matter to you?

P.S. My list may or may not be serious. You decide.

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  • http://blackgirlcry.wordpress.com Jess J.

    I was reading this in public and laughed out loud when I read “the plumber”. Note to self, take Luce OFF of google reader ;-)

  • http://www.misslucysblog.com/ Pearl Girl

    LOL. I’m a nut. And semi-serious.

  • http://www.socialurl.com/najeema Najeema

    When I was younger (Middle school) I jokingly thought about getting with certain guys because of their attributes in order to breed super kids…think track and field athletes. You may have inspired me to write a similar post. I don’t blame you for this list AT ALL… all of these brothers get the eye from me. And as far as Terrance J….I’ve been checking for his fine lil self for a minute.

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  • http://scribblesandtostitos.wordpress.com Yaa Yaa

    Ha ha ha!! A mechanic. Shoot, cause I’m independent and all, but I cannot fix a darn thing in my home. Would love for my Mr. to be able to do all of that. My car too.

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